Q&A: What is the funniest Halloween costume you can think of?
Question by Brandon Hopkins: What is the funniest Halloween costume you can think of?
I work at McDonald’s and on Halloween night there is going to be a costume contest. The winner will get and I really want some spare cash. What is the funniest idea for a costume that you can think of?
Keep in mind that it can’t have loose sleeves and I still need to wear my non-slip shoes. No masks please.
Best answer:
Answer by Brandon H
being michael jackson…thats what im being
but with out the touching of little boys
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Dressed as Steve Irwin with a paper mache stingray stuck in your gut.
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go to party city, its an inflatable ostrich costume. i wore it to a halloween party and won 150 dollars for best costume. its mad funny looking and you’lll be a hit. =) its really cheap too
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BE A GIRL!
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a dress lol
at spencers i saw this penis costume
i found dat really funny and so did all the other people in the store
but i dont think ull b allowed to wear that
good luck and have fun
You could be a golddigger. Just wear a bunch of gold and carry a gold shovel.
a toilet paper roll
like a body sized toilet paper haha
a toilet. and your friend should be the toilet paper.
target sells this shark one but it is expensive so forget it but so so funny
tomatoe
idk.
uhm,
ohh if your a guy
get fake saggy boobs
aha and put on a hootes shirt,
and shorts,
the shirt will be so short that the boobs will flop out,
idk
sheep dog,
a girl.
ahhh, dress up as a girl, dresss high heels, lipstick wig
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be like a spaghetti king ;D
Dressed as a penis and the other dressed as a vagina
tape fake money to yourself and say you are Obama giving out money to the people. Obama supporters will think you are for them and normal people will get the joke……
elvis presley with a rip sign at the back 2 represent haloween
dress as a Rastafarian….with dreadlockss and stuff
Go as a an atom. My daughter used styrofoam balls to make some silly complex compound. Also, my son went as one of the Village People, like the cowboy with a childs hat and guns. ~~Good Luck~~
There are 2. First, Wear all white and smear chocolate all over your body. Optional is to stick corn kernels here and there and go as a used piece of toilet paper. Second, is to also wear all white, wear a beenie cap with a string attached to the top that extends to about your knees. Smear ketchup all over yourself and go as a used tampon. This one pisses off uptight girls.
Here are some ideas and You can get some of them at party city and some on the internet:
Granny
Barbie
Fairy
Hot Dog
Bananna
Any of those sluty teen costumes- (referee,etc.)
Princess
Fat Man
They have some really cheap costumes at walmart.
If you dont want to spend any money then tear some old clothes and look like a hobo.
U work at McDonald right u should be the burger king.
They have inflatable costumes now!! thats so awsome!! i just saw them! ANYWAY… you should be like a pig or something like that is inflatable.
but, assuming thaat you cant buy a costume because you want that 25 bucks, try these dumb ideas:
a cheerleader
spondge bob
a girl
a poodle
a sunflower–wear green tights and shirt and make sunflower petal hat
a nerd
a bag of jelly beans — blow up tiny balloons and stuff them in a clear garbage bag, then cut out arm holes and leg holes and write JELLY BELLY on the front..
What I think would be good is if you went as a zombie Ronald McDonald… Although I’m sure that has already been taken or used before. Hmm… If your boss is cool go as him, but have everything eexaggerated like ties and all that. Or, you know, you can always go as what the others said.
HOT DOG!
Banana I saw one at Wall*Mart cheek it out !!!!!!
Mght be a bit gross for a in McDonalds….But the funniest one I saw was a tampon….Cover yourself with cotton wool…head and all, and paint your head red with some rope as a ‘tail’…hehe
Be a pregnant Nun.
You can also be a mormon – white button up shirt, tie, bible, helmet and bicycle.
I read an old post on here where a couple went as a dented car and a deer
OR
black and white jail outfit, with an orange sign that says
DO NOT PASS GO
and don’t forget the whistle!!
Gypsy, you don’t want to gross out customers.
My brother went as a hot water heater a couple of years ago. He made the costume out of industrial foam that he had painted, and he put real copper & PVC pipes on it. He took all of the stickers off his home water heater and put those on his costume. He cut a small slit in the front so he could see, and he also cut slits in the sides for peripheral vision. It looked very real. In fact, I had a picture of us on my desk at work for a while, and people kept asking me why I had a picture of myself standing next to someone’s water heater on my desk. Also, my brother won $250 in a costume contest for that one. It didn’t have loose sleeves, which would be good for you, but it didn’t have any arm holes at all, so that might be a problem. Also, it was pretty much like wearing a giant mask. Picture a water heater with feet coming out of the bottom. That’s pretty much what his costume looked like.