oh lord, not another one of these stupid shirts
Some cool idiot images:
oh lord, not another one of these stupid shirts

Image by Malingering
Jackie Martinez (#30425)

Image by mark sebastian
Some cool idiot images:
oh lord, not another one of these stupid shirts

Image by Malingering
Jackie Martinez (#30425)

Image by mark sebastian
Subtle.
Not sure if this is in fact female.
This picture is great. That chick is hawt! I hope she could be one of my 72 virgins in Muslim heaven. Oh, wait, that seems improbable…
I totally hope you are there for the day when the Muslim preacher and the Hovind fundie fanboys set their booths up across from each other.
unknowing, uncaring
Man. That was one pissed off cat.
Considering the height of the rip on the left leg of her jeans, I don’t think it would take long for someone to figure it out even without her t-shirt. Nice use of an LA sticker to hold it together…or is that something from the maker?
"Grandma, why is your hair 3 colors?"
//k
She looks happy to get the attention.
The hair, the pants…it’s the whole package!
Holy crap! That’s what it is holey and crap!
Stickers should only be used to hold together clothing in an emergency. And larger stickers should have been employed.
Well if Allah doesn’t like that he’s kind of a prude.
ASKING to be treated like a piece of meat? because her pants have fucking holes in them? i think not.
be sure to add "victim blaming" to your tags.
asshole.
Oh sure. As if the shirt doesn’t do it too?
(if you can’t read it, it says "No one knows I’m not wearing panties.")
Gimme a break.
I believe the pertinent phrase in the above comment is "fucking holes".
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Montreal Smoked Meats, and we’d love to have your photo added to the group.
But how would you know what hole to fuck? There’s so many of them.
Dammit. Now I’m hungry.
devan.louise says:
ASKING to be treated like a piece of meat? because her pants have fucking holes in them? i think not.
be sure to add "victim blaming" to your tags.
asshole.
Um, the TITLE of the pic is about the SHIRT, not the pants.
Learn to fucking read.
Asshole.

CO
just wearing a fucking shirt doesn’t mean you’re asking to me treated like meat. to be raped.
what the fuck is wrong with you people
if this were a man none of you would be saying shit.
Okie dokie..
Please reread the description of the photo: "…then I hear a bunch of men hooting and hollering at something, so I turn around and there she is." I don’t think that anyone here said anything about being raped except you.
Why do you think she dressed this way? I’m betting because she thought it was sexy and she wanted attention. I guess you believe that she was looking for ventilation.
..and if you don’t think we comment on men, please feel free to have a look around in this photostream.
GOOD FOR HER. it’s great she has that kind of confidence and wants to feel sexy.
that doesn’t mean she’s asking to be treated like a piece of meat. it means she likes to feel what she sees as sexy.
whether a woman is in a g string or giant overalls SHE SHOULDN’T BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
and i am in fact looking thru the rest of the stream. 99.9% of the people you shits are talking about are women. it’s misogynist bullshit.
not to mention it’s 100% CREEPY AS FUCK to take a bunch of pictures of strangers, post them on the internet, and then discuss how ugly you think they are in detail.
devan.louise says:
just wearing a fucking shirt doesn’t mean you’re asking to me treated like meat. to be raped.
what the fuck is wrong with you people
Um, she is ADVERTISING that she isn’t wearing any panties – WHY do you think she’s doing that? Do you have the vaguest idea of what you’re talking about?
if this were a man none of you would be saying shit.
Why, do you think we’d be afraid to? Get real.
GOOD FOR HER. it’s great she has that kind of confidence and wants to feel sexy.
that doesn’t mean she’s asking to be treated like a piece of meat. it means she likes to feel what she sees as sexy.
whether a woman is in a g string or giant overalls SHE SHOULDN’T BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
and i am in fact looking thru the rest of the stream. 99.9% of the people you shits are talking about are women. it’s misogynist bullshit.
Oh, let’s drag out the "misogynist" rant and dust it off. For your info, asshole, the stream is about……stuff. Fashions, the Dodgers, cats, places, people, things. And on top of that, why do YOU think we should even consider your narrow-minded opinion anyway? You have not only proven yourself to be an OPINIONATED asshole but a MAJOR one to boot.
not to mention it’s 100% CREEPY AS FUCK to take a bunch of pictures of strangers, post them on the internet, and then discuss how ugly you think they are in detail.
The photographer is not talking about how ugly people are. If some people want to make comments, that’s their perogative.
So, now that you’ve decided you don’t like it here, why not LEAVE?
Dumbass.
CO
AHEM.
"…whether a woman is in a g string or giant overalls SHE SHOULDN’T BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT."
For crap’s sake. How you present yourself is the first message that you send to other people about how you expect to be treated. Most of the discussion on this group is centered around people’s fashion choices and why they make them. And quite frankly, why the hell do you care?
Congrats on figuring out that whole needle vs. safety pin thing.
If you don’t like it, then DON’T LOOK!
Just because you don’t share our sense of humour doesn’t mean you have to whine at everyone else who does.
Oh, let’s post the rights of photographers page. Again. For the umpteenth thousand time.
http://www.krages.com/phoright.htm
and i am in fact looking thru the rest of the stream. 99.9% of the people you shits are talking about are women. it’s misogynist bullshit.
Oh, I forgot one of the most IMPORTANT parts – you DO realize that the photographer is a woman, RIGHT??? And that MANY of the commenters here are WOMEN too, RIGHT?????
Go find another cause, sister. You’re out of your element here.
CO
Who the fuck brought up rape? Oh, devan.louise did.
Who the fuck brought up ugly? Oh, devan.louise did.
Let’s put it this way – if she walked into a toy store with that shirt on and wanted a job, and I was working at the store, there’s no way in hell I’d hire her.
Whatever you wear advertises to everyone who you are. For a lot of those people, you have a split second to make an impression. Wearing that kind of shirt (let alone the shredded jeans) doesn’t give me a good impression of this person.
Read the comment above. Again. It’s about the shirt and the message on the shirt. And about all those stupid shirts that seem to advertise stupidity, like "Fuck me, I’m fat" or "I swear it’s this big."
Go rail against the people who put out these stupid fucking t-shirts, like Abercrombie and Fitch, or that company that’s linked in Mal’s comment.
whatever. you people are just sick.
whatever
what-evar
whatever
No, no, that’s not what devan.louise is into: she’s into dissing older women–you can tell by her grandiloquent gesture of saying how she thinks it’s great she’s confident. It’s the young-hip-white-oh-so-liberal equivalent of "some of my best friends are _______".
I confess: I’m sick. (Probably not salmonella, but close.)
what EVER
WHAT everrr
Allah would hit it!
What ever!
Whatever LOOKS TASTY!
WHAT?
I said: WHATEVER LOOKS TASTY!
WHAT?
WHAT?!
I said:

What?! I still can’t hear you!
oh. well lookee that!
Now that’s a sweet piece of meat!
Since I posted this a year ago, I have changed my mind. I now own a variety of these t-shirts which inform people of my status, ranging from:
I’m not wearing any panties and damn do these jeans chafe
to
I haven’t done the wash in 6 weeks and all I had left were these stupid granny panties
Did you say….granny panties?!?!
*GASP*
thud
Don’t treat him like a piece of meat either. He’s WEARING his panties.
I think you’re all haters!! I know I am: I hate the fact that I’ve been receiving "join now!" junk mail from AARP since I was 19.
I am the dry and flaking skin hating.
No. We’re loosers.
I had forgotten that photo……
I thought we came here to talk about recipes, not women. I’ve totally misunderstood this photo stream.
I’m swearing off food.
Women are meat.
.: I’m swearing off women. (Thank heavens! I’m a heterosexual.)
Corned Beef and Cabbage Dinner
1 large lean corned beef
4 large potatoes, peeled — quartered
8 large carrots, peeled — cut in half
8 medium onions, peeled
1 large cabbage — cut in wedges
Put corned beef in a roaster and add 1/2 inch water to bottom of the roaster.
Bake at 300 degrees for 3 hours. After 3 hours, pour liquid from roaster into a large pan. Put corned beef back in turned off oven to keep warm. Add water to liquid to your taste. Add veggies and cook. Add cabbage the last 10 minutes.
Put veggies and sliced corned beef on a large platter and serve with cooking liquid.
That looks suspiciously like a recipe for New England Boiled Dinner–particularly the lack of herbs.
3 cups flour
1.5 cups sugar
1.5 cups butter
3 eggs
6 teaspoons baking powder
6 teaspoons (or to taste) vanilla
lemon rind of three lemons (grated)
Mix by spoon then by hand.
Refrigerate for two hours (or overnight) or freeze for at least 1 hour.
We cut out squares and circles and shape them to whatever genital organ we want to represent. Often for uteri we’ll fill the cookie with some sort of jam (pre-baked) and then it will be a gooey, jam-filled, uterus-shaped cookie when it comes out. Don’t overfill them though as the jam melts in the oven (and it is really hot and bubbly when it comes out.) Other times we’ll decorate breasts with red hots as nipples or use icing to decorate cookies after they are baked. These always go over really well. Use your imagination and shape the cookies how they need to be.
We bake them at 350ish. We have to watch them to make sure they don’t burn. It depends on how thinly the dough is rolled as to how quickly they will burn.
definitely going to try that last one, perfect for taking into work
12 ounces silken tofu
3 Tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 Tablespoon honey
1/4 cup milk (add more if you like thinner mousse)
1 ounce almond liquer
Blend or process in a food processor until smooth. Pour into champagne or wine glasses and refrigerate overnight.
oooo, new version of syllabub – mmmm, love desserts, mmmmmm
> if this were a man none of you would be saying shit.
Actually, we would, because it’s still stupid.

As the saying goes, on the Internet no one knows you’re a dog.
And if wearing pants where your genitals can be viewed, with a shirt claiming you’re not wearing underwear, isn’t the least bit questionable…
Hi, I’m a moderator for http://www.flickr.com/groups/twatsonparade/
and I just felt like mentioning it.
Okay
half a can of baked beans
1 egg over-easy
1 hamburger bun
1 slice of american cheese
put the fried egg on the bottom bun
dump the beans on that
melt the chesse on that
put the lid bun on
I call it a bean McMuffin
you guys think your big cuz you cook
As long as we’re on the topic of cheesecake, here’s a great recipe:
Crust: 1.5 cups graham cracker crumbs
1.25 cups sugar
1 stick of butter
Filling: 16 oz. cream cheese
2 eggs
2/3 cup sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
Topping: 1 cup sour cream
1 tsp. vanilla
2 tsp. sugar
Use a 9" springform pan. Mix ingredients for crust, spread over bottom of pan. Blend filling ingredients together, pour in pan. Bake 20 min @ 375. Remove from oven and let stand for 15 min, then mix topping, spread evenly over filling, and bake 10 min @ 425.
Most importantly, chill overnight.
Courtesy of my former future ex-mother-in-law – a lovely woman not given to wearing shirts which describe her panties.
My Christmas cookies this year:
Toffee Squares
3/4 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 egg yolk
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk
2 tablespoons butter
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 12 ounce package semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups)
1 cup almond brittle pieces or toasted chopped pecans
- Preheat oven to 350 F. Grease a 13x9x2 inch baking pan. Set aside.
- For the crust, in a large bowl, beat the 3/4 cup of butter and the brown sugar together with an electric mixer on medium speed until combined. Beat in egg yolk. Stir in flour and salt until well mixed. Using floured hands, press the dough into the bottom of the prepared pan. Baked in preheated over for about 20 minutes or until light brown. Cool on a wire rack.
- For the filling, stir sweetened condensed milk and the 2 tablespoons of butter in a heavy saucepan over medium heat until bubbly. Cook and stir 5 minutes more (mixture will thicken and become smooth) Stir in vanilla. Spread filling over the crust. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes more or until top layer is golden brown.
- Sprinkle baked layers evenly with the chocolate chips. Bake 1 to 2 minutes more or until chocolate chips begin to melt. Remove from oven, set on a wire rack. Using a flexible spatula or an offset spatula, spread the chocolate evenly over the baked layers. Sprinkle with almond brittle pieces or pecans. Cool completely on a wire rack. Cover and refrigerate until chocolate is set. Cut into bars.
Aaaaaannnnnnd….I’ve got pictures!
You won’t care where (or if) you’re wearing your panties after you have these.
Ok, you take one hot dog, or three
wad hamburger around them
fry them
put them in hot dog buns
Hamburdogs.
SWAK
joyzgr8, I think we had that cheese cake by the late former future ex-mother in-law.
"Food"
1 package Kraft dinner
1 can tuna fish
1 large dill pickle
Cook Kraft dinner as to package directions. Open and drain can of tuna. Give tuna water to cat. Chop pickle. Mix. Season with garlic powder and ground pepper. Garnish with Italian parsley. Enjoy!
Spice things up by adding salsa or your own gourmet cheese, canned peas, or corn.
cmrowell, you’re right. I had almost forgotten. And I’ve just xeroxed her recipe book, which I will soon be returning to the former future ex-husband, so perhaps if other trolls are so kind as to engage me, I can share other recipes as well.
I was thinking about the "blaming the victim" issue. Using that phrase certainly has a time and place, but using it in this situation is premature. It also makes it sound over-used, like immediately playing the race card. No one said that the photo subject deserved anything illegal to happen to her. Just that she was obviously trying to attract attention and she was getting it. She certainly doesn’t seem to mind it. Way to blow things out of proportion devan.louise.
Nobody had even suggested that anything sexual or violent happen to her.
Something violent DID happen to her! Look at her pants!
Every time you rip your pants, God kills an overly dramatic commenter.
It was her cat.
She would need that kind of ventilation in her pants if she made my recipe for "food".
(w)tacky, trashy & true – as perez hilton would cackle.
What the fuck
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called I LOVE MY PURPLE HAIR, and we’d love to have this added to the group!
That’s quite the fashion statement. What’s it stating?? "I have no taste."
Can’t tell if she’s attractive. Her face is distorted with all the make up. And her eyebrows have been plucked. She has a very UNNATUARAL face.
gimme break
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Females wearing jeans without panties, and we’d love to have this added to the group!
awesome mark!!
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called PhotoGraphic Design, and we’d love to have this added to the group!
He, that’s pretty funny! My wife is just like that…
You know, there aren’t nearly enough of these photos on flickr. I’m trying to collect some of them up.
Please feel free to add this one and any others that you might think appropriate.
Love u Jackie
haha awesome! =)
Funny! The women is definitely cute!
–
Seen on my Flickr home page. (?)
great ! if you have the same with heineken I buy it ;-p
So crisp, so pro.. yet so simple.. really nice work (or fun!)
great post, great capture, and great story.. LOL
coke. The choice of a flickr generation
classic jackie.. i think she deserves a vietnamese sandwich to go with that drink!
Two of my favorite sweets… though aren’t we mixed up here – one is best cold and the other… well in no way could be anything but hot, Jackie!
Mark, you should share a not so hot photo at least once in a while to prove its possible not to get a perfect shot every time.
Great textures!
haha LoL nice story. Great pics too =)
lol, Loved the Story. Good Morning
The World Through My Eyes
Great expression, great story. Too bad about the guy with the cap.
Fantastic shot, her expression and eyes are fabulous. Love the bokeh and the detail captured on both Jackie and the coke can. Oh yeah its also an instant fave.
Great pose.
LOL – Awww…poor mark!
Sorry, that’s the natural way we latina-divas from McAllen, TX are!
Great shot!
Magnifica fotografia. Saludos.
LOL Sorry Pal, you won’t have my pity with a model like this!!!
Great picture by the way!
gorgeous lady
Hahaha, very natural photo, as some others say. Her expression is great
is this an advertisement…cause this really makes me want to go grab a coke also,…..
anyways….terrific shot…should submit this to get it publicized!!
great shot , nice dof too!
awesome
awesome capture! good looking model
(L)
nice shot.
funny storyline. u should be a writer
which one of these realities is real??
i like stories…. great shot
ooo god, shez a queen
Nice shot, love the story
Tx me