Question by smiley!: What is the most hilarious joke you have ever heard of in your whole entire, long, dreary life? XD?
A few rules first…

1. No inappropiate jokes
2. No knock knock jokes.
3. No jokes that we have all heard of before.
4. You can have more than one joke.

Best answer:

Answer by lucky 7
Easy way to get out of a speeding ticket

1. A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door….

“Is there a problem Officer?”

The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?”

The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The man responds, “I lost it four times for drink driving.”

The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

The policeman says, “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer says, “Stole it?”

The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer is getting irate. “You what!?”

“She’s in the boot if you want to see.”

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”

The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem sir?”

“One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”

“Murdered the owner?”

The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?”

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”

The man says “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The man replies, “I bet you he’s lying by telling you I was speeding, too!”

Theres a little cussing in here if you figure it out so don’t read it if you don’t want to.

2. Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his
Own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a
single line of coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleeza Rice.

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.

Eventually they asked Britain’s MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply.
“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

THIS ISN’T USED TO OFFEND ANYONE

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