What are some good jokes about white people?
Question by gitarbite33: What are some good jokes about white people?
Being Mexican and in High School, I get a little bit of “friendly” humor from my friends now and then. There are plenty of jokes about mexicans, black people, asians, and just about every nationality you can think of (except white people) . But I want to know, does anyone knows any good white jokes that I can use as comebacks next time someone launches a mexican joke at me?
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Answer by anthony
No, ur a Mexi tell the end son
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umm there are really no jokes about white people i mean we are just about perfect, but hey you shouldnt worry about them making some jokes about you just be glad they’re letting you live in this country ; )
not necessarily good white jokes, some dumb white people jokes. some redneck jokes or hill billy jokes. can’t think of any though. also some good mj jokes about him going white.
“AJ the Great” seems like an idiot.
I once heard a joke about a cracker. I can’t remember it though.
well a blond (white) crosses the road what happens then well she gets runover
why did the white boy get a headache while reading a carton of juice? because it said concentrate!
usually jokes about white people are redneck, hillbilly, cracker, or blonde jokes, not too many ones just about white people in general
1. What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
2. What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ***!
3. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
4. What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching
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Why cant white men jump?
They were too busy making racist jokes.
Why do so many white people get lost while skiing?
Cause, it’s hard to find them in the snow.
A black man (Ron) and a white man (Chris) bought a rock house next to each other. After a week, Chris painted his house pink, to make it look different from Ron?s. Ron did the same. The next day, Chris, made a fence around it and painted it white. Rom copied him again.
After a year, Chris got a bit pissed off and decided to sell the house. So, he made one of those boards saying “FOR SALE ? 1.000.000 $?. The following day Ron made the same board but his price was 2.000.000 $.
Chris was now really upset and decided to ask his neighbor: “Say, Rod, why is your trashy house more expensive than mine?”
Roan: ?Coz you have a black neighbor, mine?s white.?
What do you call 500 white men jumping out a plane?
Snow.
Dont let ignorant people influence you.
Be frank and tell them you don’t appreciate racial jokes.
The joke will be on them.
Racial jokes are outdated and wrong.
@ aj the great mexicans are just as american as you
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Q Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
A it’s hard to find them in the snow